I hear they're bringing back big Jake as a special assistant to whip Kwame into shape. I can just hear it now.
"Step one, sit on end of bench"
"Step two, always stand up during time out and encourage team members when they do well."
"Step three, if camera is pointed at you, look up at scoreboard and seem to be interested in game. Be careful though, you can strain neck looking up too quickly."
"Step four, look surprised and eager if you are called on to play in blow out. Don't worry though, with your hands that time should be limited..."
从灰熊论坛转来的，翻译一下：
我听到他们打算把*Big Jake请回来当特别助教来帮助Kwame训练。我能想象他是怎么给Kwame说的：
“第一步，坐在板凳最末端.”
“第二步，每次暂停时都站起，当队友打得很好时鼓励他们要振作”
“第三步，如果转播镜头对着你，抬头看比分并表现得对比赛很感兴趣。不过要小心，你可能因为抬头的动作太快而扭伤脖子”
“第四步，垃圾时间教练让你上场的时候做出惊讶和渴望的样子。别担心，因为你的手，你不会打太久的。”
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注：Big Jake:Jake Tsakalidis上赛季在帕吉特的交易中去了火箭
