开场时间:2007-01-27 09:30

(注:米国时间2007-01-26 20:30)

演唱会地点:休斯顿丰田体育馆

文字直播：http://www.hoopchina.com/tv/txt.htm及各大门户网站
电视直播：http://www.hoopchina.com/tv 广州电视等各大地方体育电视台

另外还有这个Blog: http://blog.sina.com.cn/m/mvp

Rockets乐队阵容 :  

 And so on

主持人:杰夫范甘迪 

嘉宾:兰多夫率领波特兰开拓者乐队

Trail Blazers乐队成员表:

兰多夫 里夫-拉弗伦茨 贾马尔-马格洛伊尔 达柳斯-迈尔斯 乔尔-普尔兹比拉 拉玛库斯-阿尔德里奇

马泰尔-韦博斯特 瓦恩-迪克森 布兰顿-罗伊 丹-迪考 加瑞特-杰克 赛吉奥-罗德里格斯切维斯-奥特罗等等

另有一神秘嘉宾目前尚未透漏姓名

主办单位:NBA联盟

承办单位:休斯顿Rockets乐队

宣传策划:楼工协会

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序曲:背景音乐想起

We are the champion 

I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I've come through And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You've bought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions 　

杰夫 范甘迪缓缓走上场:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,由NBA联盟主办,休斯顿Rockets乐队承办的休斯顿摇滚势力2007丰田中心演唱会现在隆重开始了!在这个万众瞩目的时刻,让我先介绍一下今晚即将出场的歌手及嘉宾

今晚将出场的歌手有阿尔斯通 麦克格雷迪 巴蒂尔 霍华德 穆托姆博 海耶斯 海德 卢卡斯等等等等

今晚的嘉宾是兰多夫率领波特兰开拓者乐队

另外,还有一名神秘嘉宾也将给大家带来美妙的声音!

下面,我来讲几点演唱会的注意事项...

(柿子鸡蛋潮水般涌上来....)

好好,先不讲了,等下次再讲 掌声欢迎第一位出场的 Pop Punk歌手Alston

他今天带来的曲目是 I wanna hold you

(啥?这是Mcfly的?小飞侠麽,Alston就是小飞侠)

I wanna hold you

tell me that you want me baby tell me that it's true tell me that you need me so much more than I need you tell me that your happy honey tell me that your fine Say when your without me you can't get me of your mind I wanna hold you girl wont you take me back I wanna hold you bad Just tell me that you understand I wanna hold you bad tell me why you left me baby tell me what to do tell me what you hate and I will change the world for you won’t you say you miss me honey I have a broken heart I know you like to kiss me and it's tarring me apart I wanna hold you girl wont you take me back I wanna hold you bad Just tell me that you understand I wanna hold you bad Now I know this feeling is getting stronger it's growing every day and I get resist much longer I am so sorry ‘cause I was wrong girl and since you left ma days go on and on they go on, they go on and on and on I wanna hold you Girl wont you take me back I wanna hold you bad Just tell me that you understand I wanna hold you bad, bad, bad I hope you understand I wanna hold you bad

Alston:谢谢,谢谢大家的掌声..偶再给大家唱一首....

(Lucas III走上来一把推了推Alston,该我了,姐夫说今晚你就一曲)

Alston(无奈的抓抓后脑勺):再见,我会想念大家的

Lucas III:今晚我给大家带来一曲Stop Crying Your Heart Out

什么?你们听过?难道你们觉得Oasis唱的会比我好?

(两只柿子飞上来Lucas III赶快示意音响师开始前奏)

I've paid my dues Hold up, hold on, don't be scared You'll never change what's been and gone May your smile. Shine on. Don't be scared Your destiny may keep you warm. Cos all of the stars are fading away Just try not to worry you'll see them some day Take what you need and be on your way And stop crying your heart out Get up. Come on why you scared You'll never change what been and gone 　

姐夫:前边两个歌手余音未尽,我们就要看到的是Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo
姐夫喘气30秒...我们欢迎......他......给我们带来两首经典的曲子

木大叔摇着手指上场,观众报以热烈的掌声,大叔手指一停,配音响起

Always

I've paid my dues This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, when he pulls you near When he says the words you've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are mine To say to you till the end of time Yeah, I will love you baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always If you told me to cry for you I could If you told me to die for you I would Take a look at my face There's no price I won't pay To say these words to you Well, there ain't no luck In these loaded dice But baby if you give me just one more try We can pack up our old dreams And our old lives We'll find a place where the sun still shines 　

It's My life

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for the faith-departed I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive It's my life This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky Got to make your own breaks It's my life And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life Better stand tall when they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down It's my life And it's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive It's my life And it's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life! And stop crying your heart out Get up. Come on why you scared You'll never change what been and gone 　

(大叔再次摇着手指在观众的掌声中走进幕布,姐夫从角落悄悄的跑上来)

大家都知道玄冥二老的威名吧 ,听完大叔的重金属,大家想不想听二叔的声音啊

(想...........但是你快gun下去.一只鸡蛋飞来,姐夫敏捷的躲开,摸了摸头顶,不好目标明显啊.急忙跑下场)

(Howard满面笑容的走上场,看来他已经很XF了哟)

Howard:今天,给大家带来一曲To Blossom Blue,希望朋友们喜欢

tell me that you want me baby I'm bleeding ya bleeding in ways of the fire burned I'm crying ya crying in ways of the nightbird No more is there one to lay by my side I'm straying ya straying in nightmares all the time A little something I know A little somewhere I go reminds me of you To blossom blue, is to blossom without you To blossom blue, I'm breaking breaking but I cannot bear to I'm staring staring but I cannot see you For no more are you to lay by my side I'm weeping no more then this second time A little something I know A little somewhere I go Where the sweet waters flow, reminds me of you A little something I know A little somewhere I go Where the sweet waters flow Where the mistletoes grow, reminds me of you To blossom blue, is to blossom without you

范甘迪:偶又来了,表扔柿子先,偶很快下去的!

大家用热烈的掌声欢迎总统Battier....

Battier风度翩翩的上场:今天给大家带来的曲子是love will keep us alive 

(掌声如潮)

　I was standing All alone against the world outside You were searching For a place to hide Lost and lonely Now you've given me the will to survive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive Don't you worry Sometimes you've just gotta let it ride The world is changing Right before your eyes Now I've found you There's no more emptiness inside When we're hungry...love will keep us alive I would die for you Climb the highest mountain Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do Now I've found you There's no more emptiness inside When we're hungry...love will keep us alive I would die for you Climb the highest mountain Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do I was standing All alone against the world outside You were searching For a place to hide Lost and lonely Now you've given me the will to survive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive

(总统,再来个,总统,再来个!总统,再来个,总统,再来个!总统,再来个,总统,再来个!)

一个美眉飞快的跑上台送给总统一大束玫瑰,趁机还亲了总统一下 汗 :)

Battier:谢谢,谢谢大家  那偶就再给大家演唱一首broken!

(啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 注意,是掌声,不是机枪扫射^_^)

　i wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'cause i'm broken when i'm lonesome and i don't feel light when you're gone away you got away you don't feel me here any more the worst is over now and we can breathe again i wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away there's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight i wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'cause i'm broken when i'm open and i don't feel like i am strong enough 'cause i'm broken when i'm lonesome and i don't feel right when you're gone away 'cause i'm broken when i'm open and i don't feel like i am strong enough 'cause i'm broken when i'm lonesome and i don't feel light when you're gone away. 'cause i'm broken when i'm lonesome and i don't feel light when you're gone away. you got away you don't feel me here any more

Head给大家带来一曲The kill

　Life can be for you, good things are nice. Trusting on you, really no threats. The way to get through, deciphering the scars. Just a far glow, sit still in their cars. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. I can smell through, you're talking's a lie. They turn out to you, before say "Die!". Wrapped in your trunk, to reach out the same case. So I can detect, no longer mistaking. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. Dangerous cues, set by distraction. Deprived of all use, nor in satisfaction. Total destruction, the worst ever met. Kept in apartment, sublimely fought you. Who's gone there backstage, to keep you in rock ? Who's got the vision, that puts at no odds ? Loss of all resource, falls up to your head. Just that it was, whacked into the air. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. It's another, 'nother, 'nother, 'nother kill. Kill, huh. Ha, ha

杰夫 范甘迪:现在,我荣幸的向大家宣布,今晚的神秘嘉宾,将在幕后给大家带来一曲动人的Say my name 大家掌声欢迎

(灯光暗下,音乐响起..........)

　 Say my name So I will know you're back you're here again For a while Oh let us share The memories that only we can share Together Tell me about The days before I was born How we were as children You touch my hand These colors come alive In your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time Leaving today behind to be with you again We breath the air Do you remember how you used to touch my hair? You're not aware Your hands keep still You just don't know that I am here It hurts too much I pray now that soon you're released To where you belong You touch my hand These colors come alive In your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time Leaving today behind to be with you again Please say my name Remember who i am You will find me in the world of yesterday You drift away again Too far from where I am When you ask me who I am Say my name These colors come alive In your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time Leaving today behind to be with you again Say my name

(灯光再亮,秃子站在台中央,泪流满面...)

大家听出这是谁的声音了麽?

(明明,是明明!!!!!!!!!!!)

想不想再来一曲?

(想............)

Sorry,我太兴奋了,今晚的时间就够明明唱一首的

(柿子,鸡蛋,皮鞋飞上台.....)

好吧好吧,那就再来一曲,这谁的鞋?太狠了吧.....

灯光暗下去,幕后传来明明浑厚的声音:观众朋友们,我想死你们拉!

(晕,明明改行说相声了......^_^)

因为只准备了一首曲子,既然临时加场,这个费用问题就回头和姐夫算,给大家来一首最拿手的歌:梦回唐朝

(哗```````````一百遍,掌声........看到没,这就是人气,不露面还这么高)

　 菊花古剑和酒被咖啡泡入喧嚣的亭院 异族在日坛膜拜古人的月亮开元盛事令人神往 风吹不散长恨 花染不透乡仇 雪映不出山河 月圆不了古梦 沿着掌纹烙着宿命今宵梦醒无梦 沿着宿命走入迷思梦里回到唐朝 今宵杯中映着明月男耕女织丝路繁忙 今宵杯中映着明月物华天宝人杰地灵 今宵杯中映着明月纸香墨飞词赋满江 今宵杯中映着明月豪杰英气大千锦亮 music 今宵杯中映不出明月霓虹闪烁歌舞升平 只因那五音不全的故事木然唱合没人失落甚麽 沿着掌纹烙着宿命今宵梦醒无酒 沿着宿命走入迷思梦里回到唐朝 忆昔开元全盛日天下朋友皆胶漆 眼界无穷世界宽安得广厦千万间 music 沿着掌纹烙着宿命今宵梦醒无酒 沿着宿命走入迷思梦里回到唐朝 今宵杯中映着明月纸香墨飞词赋满江 今宵杯中映着明月豪杰英气大千锦亮 沿着掌纹烙着宿命今宵酒醒无梦 沿着宿命走入迷思彷佛回到梦里唐朝 music

明明浑厚的声音再次想起:客串一下主持哈,下边是Hayes给大家带来的新金属风格的曲子

Numb  大家欢迎

(灯光亮,Hayes已经站在台中央)

　 I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I've becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I've becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you And I know I may end up failing too But I know You were just like me with someone disappointed in you I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I've becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you I've become so numb I can't feel you there Is everything what you want me to be I've become so numb I can't feel you there Is everything what you want me to be

杰夫范甘迪:下边.....请大家以热烈的掌声请出今晚的一号主角

Tracy Lamar McGrady`````````````````

帅气的麦子为大家带来的曲子是.............

(%$%$#$%#%%$#%^&^%&%)

大家猜,猜到了没?

你们猜到才怪,开唱前谁也不知道麦子会唱什么...

欣赏吧,唱什么偶们都爱乃

请大家把最热烈的掌声送给唱什么是什么的麦子吧!

(哗.........哗.......掌声雷鸣般潮水般.....请恕偶难以描述..^_^)

(灯光亮起,麦子背对观众从舞台顶部缓缓降下,性感的声音传来..^_^)

打铁,光荣啊,您要顶不住您就抛投,实在不行您就面包,

我坚持一个原则就是,不能让所有的童子都能得分....

(掌声,笑声,喝彩声,声声入耳 ^_^)

今天,首先这首歌,送给偶在背背山认识滴好XD明明同学,这首歌的名字是

send Me An Angel

(再次 掌声,笑声,喝彩声,声声入耳^_^)

　 The wise man said just walk this way To the dawn of the light The wind will blow into your face As the years pass you by Hear this voice from deep inside It's the call of your heart Close your eyes and you will find The passage out of the dark Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star The wise man said just find your place In the eye of the storm Seek the roses along the way Just beware of the thorns Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star The wise man said just raise your hand And reach out for the spell Find the door to the promised land Just believe in yourself Hear this voice from deep inside It's the call of your heart Close your eyes and your will find The way out of the dark Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star

(灯光暗下,麦子充满磁性滴声音)

下边这首歌两首歌送给所有的朋友

(Yeah.........好啊!`````麦子我们爱乃....全场High到顶点)

(后台,梆子,施奈德,兰豆腐等人:姐夫,怎么麦子一口气唱这么多,时间马上到了啊

姐夫:这个.......他唱完还有两首歌的时间给你们,表着急...挠头ing  ^_^)

Knockin On Heaven s Door

　 (Music)Mama take this badge from me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark, too dark to see Feels like i'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door (Solo By Slash) Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin'down Feels like I'm knockin'on heaven's door knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door Wow～Yeah

Elvenpath

　 (In the sheltering shade of the forest Calling calming silence Accompanied only by the full moon The howling of a night wolf And the path under my bare feet... ...The Elvenpath) Hearing music from the deepest forest Songs as a seduction of sirens The elf-folk is calling me Tapio, Bear-king, Ruler of the forest Mielikki, Bluecloak, Healer of the ill and sad Open the gate and let me follow the uncarven path The way to the lands Where as a hero I stand The path where Beauty met the Beast Elvenpath It's the honesty of these worlds Ruled by magic and mighty swords That makes my soul long for the past Elvenpath The moonwitch took me to a ride on a broomstick Introduced me to her old friend home gnome Told me to keep the sauna warm for him At the grove I met the rest - the folk of my fantasies Bilbo, Sparhawk, goblins and pixies Snowman, Willow, trolls and the seven dwarves The path goes forever on The way to the lands Where as a hero I stand The path where Beauty met the Beast Elvenpath It's the honesty of these worlds Ruled by magic and mighty swords That makes my soul long for the past Elvenpath (Long ago, In the early years of the second age, The great elven-smiths forged the Rings of Power.) As I return to my room And as sleep takes me by my hand Madrigals from the woods Carry me to neverland In this spellbound night The world's an elvish sight In this spellbound night The world's an elvish sight (But then the dark lord learned the craft of ring-making, And made the Master Ring.)

(麦子,再来个,麦子再来个!!!!!!!!  一万遍)

(一群美眉跑上来给麦子送花,结果堆满了半个舞台   ^_^偶挤不上去哇,8然偶也要去)

麦子:谢谢大家,偶也爱乃们,今天再给大家唱一曲

(后台,梆子,施奈德:他还唱啊.......兰豆腐:再唱两首就没时间了

姐夫:还有一首的时间嘛,大家到时候上去合唱就是....         汗^_^)

Day of your Beliefs

　I can hear your yearnings your anguished cries let the nourishment pass you by as it leaves you without without a trace it leaves you without the scars it's a day of the ruins the time of your relief it's a day of the judgements the day of your beliefs bitter is the end the end of your cry let your nourishment pass you by it'll leave you without without your faith it'll leave you without your grace it's a day of the ruins the time of your relief it's a day of the judgements the day of your beliefs

杰夫:大家不要扔柿子,麦子累了需要要休息一下

现在大家欢迎本地著名歌手Wells  Snyder与Randolph带领的Trail Blazers乐队共同合唱

We are the champion

本次演唱会也将伴随着这首曲子圆满结束,感谢NBA联盟,感谢头又大体育馆,感谢ESPN,感谢CCTV,感谢MTV,感谢楼工协会,感谢#$^%$$&^&%&*%*&^*^(省略一万字,因为偶退场了)

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